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Where to begin? Weird Al’s work has been a cultural constant for decades, spanning fourteen studio albums, forty-six singles and…
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Ah, the Garden State. To know her is to marginally tolerate her out of necessity. The taxes, the corrupt politicians,…
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Top scientists from around the nation are reportedly perplexed beyond belief upon discovering that the band Touchstone…
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ELKHART, Ind. — Legendary orchestral instrument manufacturer Selmer announced plans to edge into the metal musician market with the debut…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…
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