Bobby Korec
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It’s hard to find a reliable roommate who pays rent on time, cleans up after themselves, and doesn’t take a…
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Zach Hudson
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local black metal-themed book club Readers Morgul recently started their twelfth re-read of J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic “The…
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Joe Rumrill
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Confused members of touring space-metal band Stratizzfear are reportedly still reeling after playing an advertised “all ages”…
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Chris Bowen
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DEARBORN, Mich. — Working class icon and rockstar Bruce Springsteen recently penned a ballad about a fictional character who is…
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Mimi Kenny
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Recently discovered diaries from the late country music legend Johnny Cash show he was first hoping to…
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Bobby Korec
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ANTIGO, Wisc. — Courteous 6’3” man Chris Haller offered to narrate the action happening on stage at a local Wet…
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Dan Kozuh
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NEW YORK — Heavy metal outfit Awakened Flesh, vocal critics of arena rock band Ghost both in person and on…
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local show-goer and humanitarian Eric Stevenson displayed a level of altruism never before seen at a punk…
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Joe Rumrill
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YUMA, Ariz. — Local mathcore drummer Elmore Verrichek is exceedingly humiliated at his inability to master the rhythms of an…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Bad Religion frontman and former atheist Greg Graffin promised God that he would change his band’s name…
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