Eric Navarro
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September 8, 2018
Are you kidding me?! You’re gonna boycott Nike because they ran an ad starring a football player who was peacefully…
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Sam Rose
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September 7, 2018
OAKLAND, Calif. — Recent trust-fund recipient and part-time blogger Nick Headon reportedly smirked yesterday while vigorously typing on his brand…
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Zac Townsend
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September 7, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…
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Jack Lewis
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September 6, 2018
BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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Bryant Smith
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September 5, 2018
POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled today that a Sublime sticker on the back of…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 5, 2018
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Aries, you can expect a much-needed break this week, when a months-long argument over…
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Eric Navarro
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September 4, 2018
As the singer and frontman for a moderately successful local pop punk band I’d like to dispel the damaging rumors…
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M.J. Amory
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September 4, 2018
BALDWIN, N.Y. — Eric Goldstein’s bar mitzvah celebration on Saturday was ruined by his older cousin Chris Meyers, who crowd-killed…
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Eric Navarro
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September 3, 2018
Comrades, the time is nigh! In socialist circles everywhere (mainly Twitter and Reddit) there have been whispers of the final…
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Krissy Howard
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September 3, 2018
MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local woman Elle Bautista politely feigned interest moments ago after brunch date Cris Zahn revealed that…
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