Mark Maira
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LOS ANGELES — ’90s electronica artist Moby dismissed today the negative statements you allegedly made about him on a friends’…
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Krissy Howard
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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Krissy Howard
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MADRID — Valeria Lopez, the oldest millennial in the world, died late last night at the age of 39 following…
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Keith Buckley
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ATLANTA — And Weeping Solemnly, The Cherubs Affixed Their Gaze merch guy Luis Flores admitted today he hopes to join…
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Gary Doyle
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DUBLIN, Calif. — A single pillar located inside the Voodoo Lounge allegedly has a physics-defying ability to block patrons’ view…
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Zach Raffio
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BRANSON, Mo. — Local woman Kimberly Feldman, currently chained to a pipe in the basement of a wanted kidnapper/murderer, acquired…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Employees working at the famed Nothing But Their Chains Anarchist Bookstore did not know quite how to…
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Patrick Coyne
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DETROIT — Reddit user Gary Johannson accidentally messed yesterday with the one tough guy on the Internet who wasn’t lying,…
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Mark Roebuck
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You there! The band of merry men with smiles on their faces and the $25 gift certificate to the mall.…
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JUPITER, Fla. — Local woman Kim Vandiver’s search history is cluttered for the fourth day in a row with Buzzfeed…
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