Cory Cousins
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July 28, 2021
MADISON, Wis. — An audience at a local coffee house performance art event this past weekend was disappointed when the…
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Ben Friedman
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July 28, 2021
ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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July 27, 2021
GLEN HEAD, N.Y. — 30-year-old Melissa Crawford made her long awaited debut as the family drunken mess at her cousin’s…
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Krissy Howard
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July 26, 2021
WILMINGTON, Del. — Newly vaccinated woman Denise Adame took advantage of her inoculated status late yesterday afternoon to step outside…
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Ian Yamamoto
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July 26, 2021
ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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Josh Klasco
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July 25, 2021
PHILADELPHIA — Shiko Dikaoni fell to pieces after glimpsing their reflection in the mirror in the middle of the night…
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Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 24, 2021
WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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Tony Morse
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July 24, 2021
BERLIN — Late nineties pop sensation Lou Bega excited fans this week when he implied that a follow-up to his…
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Heather Cook
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July 23, 2021
NEW YORK — Local depressive Naomi Roman was teetering on the brink of mental collapse Thursday morning until her suicidal…
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