Tony Morse
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July 14, 2021
NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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John Danek
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July 12, 2021
ROSWELL, N.M. — Local bachelor Ian Rael felt optimistic about his first Hinge date with Emily Backovich, an event that…
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Nick Ortolani
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July 12, 2021
YONKERS, N.Y. — Darnell Hudgens, recently paroled from Westchester County Correctional for marijuana distribution, is reportedly encountering challenges obtaining a…
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John Danek
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July 12, 2021
LOS ANGELES — The lone mic stand at music venue The Kick Drum in eastern Los Angeles “fucking blows” and…
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Ted Pillow
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July 11, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Christine Walker’s longest-running relationship is with a travel guide to Kyoto that’s been open as a browser…
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Dianne Nora
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July 10, 2021
WASHINGTON — Harold Fortner, a lobbyist for a major petroleum company, reportedly received a targeted ad on his Facebook account…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 10, 2021
CHICAGO — Local diner Bill Frakes reportedly walked into a recently reopened Golden Corral restaurant and whispered “beast mode” while…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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John Dixon
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July 9, 2021
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Fans of hardcore and nu-metal announced a peace agreement after finding common ground in their mutual love…
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Kyle Stanley
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July 8, 2021
COLUMBIA, S.C. — The bottom half of a pair of Zildjian “Goon Rock” hi-hats owned by local drummer Felix Hevierre…
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