Matt McInerney
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SALEM, Ore. — Droves of musicians unable to finish career-defining albums due to the distractions of modern life have begun…
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Cory Cousins
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ALTOONA, Pa. — Local metal band, Reluctant Cannibal, announced they will exclusively perform at venues that mandate the donning of…
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Robert Vetter
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LOS ANGELES — Local goth Ophelia Hall recently began advocating for harsher prison sentences amid calls for justice reform, especially…
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Cory Cousins
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local drummer Ethan Chambers was buzzing with excitement last night just before unveiling his new drum solo,…
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Laura Merli
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AUSTIN, Texas — An algorithm designed to protect public school children from inappropriate content has suspended the Zoom account of…
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Tony Morse
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LODI, N.J. — Angsty third grader Billy Monroe reportedly caused a stir among Halloween revelers when he questioned the identity…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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NEW YORK — An animatronic werewolf located in Leona’s Halloween Store known as Harold is reportedly tired of playing things…
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Anna Walsh
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SPOKANE, Wash. — An adorable bandana-clad dog seen frequenting the town skate park is rumored to be a human under…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Touring steampunk band The Death Gaskets’s frustrated venue staff when their tour rider was revealed to be nothing…
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