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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Facebook services suffered the longest outage in over a year, leading directly to a massive wave of…
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Rachel Steele
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PHILADELPHIA — Office hero Tom Rafferty was kind enough to unmute his microphone during the company’s team meeting so he…
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Tony Morse
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PHILADELPHIA — Determined woman and job applicant Patricia O’Malley is creatively pursuing work that she’s technically overqualified to do by…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local recovering alcoholic Patrick Tolleridge is now expressing deep remorse for his past jukebox selections since getting sober,…
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Danny Taverner
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SAN FRANCISCO — Big-city punk Oliver Lewis recently got the name of his hometown, “Kingston,” tattooed across his stomach despite…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW ORLEANS — Local man who either looks good for his age or bad for his age Benjamin Button revealed…
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Peter Woods
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local punk Matthew Verne reportedly suffered an immense financial loss after his mother repurposed over $26,000 worth…
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James Knapp
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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Ryan Fleishman
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WASHINGTON — Congress signed a last-minute funding measure to narrowly avoid a government shutdown today after a crowd gathered on…
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Natalie Vinh
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — Local punk house cat The Little Guy is reportedly furious at the return of house shows to…
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