Man Baby Rebrands as Silly Guy
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man baby Tim Jeffers is looking to tweak his identity to be a silly guy, confirmed…
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Category: Culture
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Alcoholic Man Shouting Racial Slurs at Passersby on Street Corner Booked for Kennedy Center Performance
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WASHINGTON — The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced a three-week run performance featuring Terry Gillespie, a…
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42-Year-Old Man Can’t Masturbate Until He Finds His Readers
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PELHAM, N.H. — Local husband and father of two Randy Carlisle regularly misplaces his reading glasses, inhibiting his ability to…
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What the Fuck? Friend Complaining About Not Having Any Friends
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SEATTLE — Local barista and dull plebian Marcella Flores was recently alerted that her longtime friend of 20 years has…
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Report: America’s Primary Source of Education Fun Facts on the Sides of U-Haul Trucks
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SANTE FE, N.M. — A recent study revealed that America’s primary source of education has been reduced to fun facts…
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Lockheed Martin CEO Takes Bite of Drone
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BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed Martin CEO James Taiclet recently released an Instagram video of him taking a bite of a…
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ICE Agent Getting Impatient With Leniency Towards the Irish and Italians
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NEW YORK — Newly minted ICE agent Jake Barnes was overheard complaining about the agency’s ongoing leniency towards Irish and…
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Surgeon General Confirms: Housing Two Large Stuffed Crust Pizzas Without Lactaid Still Best Treatment for Constipation
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WASHINGTON — The Office of the Surgeon General released comprehensive guidance on using two large stuffed crust pizzas as a…
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Wife Begrudgingly Encourages Husband To Buy the Fender Custom Shop Guitar Instead of AR-15
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LA MIRADA, Calif. — Kat Rapier decided to let her husband purchase a Fender Custom Shop guitar he’d been eyeing…
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Man Watches ‘V for Vendetta’ To Experience Complete Fantasy About a Person Who Does Something Against Fascism
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TEANECK, N.J. — Local man Derek Logan watched the 2005 film “V for Vendetta” to experience the completely fictional story…
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