Tim Graham
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September 2, 2023
LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a…
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Lauren Sewell
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September 1, 2023
MILWAUKEE — Local third-grade teacher Grace Redding recently stated she “would not trade her job for the world” despite the…
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Jason Clemence
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September 1, 2023
LAS VEGAS – Patriot Sound Technologies unveiled their latest pedal collaboration with Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory, which…
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Colleen Nerney
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August 31, 2023
BLACK ROCK DESERT, Nev. – Burning Man festival attendee Joshua Lewis recently died onsite due to his utter paranoia that…
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Trevor Graham
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August 31, 2023
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Executives of streaming service Netflix announced they ordered a new season of the hit dystopian anthology…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane Idalia…
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Matt Husser
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August 30, 2023
WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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August 30, 2023
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — 34-year-old Ryan Kirkpatrick experienced the thrill of a lifetime when three different people simultaneously reviewed his cover…
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Zac Lux
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August 29, 2023
PALM BEACH, Fla. — East coast Floridians are excited about a new Spirit Halloween opening up at the “old Mar-a-Lago”…
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Xavier Montes
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August 29, 2023
CHICAGO — Mcdonald's is finally honoring beloved musician Wesley Willis by announcing he would be the face of their latest…
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