Robert John Scucci
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SAN DIEGO – Local man Colin Rafferty found a way to break up the soul-crushing monotony of living his creative…
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Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Congressman George Santos says he is not worried about his future as a politician and that he…
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Ben Friedman
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PITTSBURGH — Local punk Wade Franklin discovered an ingenious method of protecting his home by hiding his spare house key…
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Ben Friedman
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — 52-year-old Hank Quinn’s political opinions have swung violently to the center after being exposed to a non-stop…
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Jeff Bender
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WASHINGTON — A recent study from the National Endowment for the Arts confirmed U.S. fathers zip through the nation’s art…
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Rob Ryder
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WASHINGTON — Local indecisive man Ed Treston spent 45 minutes on Friday night selecting a t-shirt that will never be…
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Sarah Cortina
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LOS ANGELES — Exclusive insider reports revealed that the eleventh film in the “Saw” franchise will feature Jigsaw torturing his…
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Wilson Conkwright
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor and Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron DeSantis, promised that, if elected, he would change the fifty…
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Malia Simon
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DENVER — Local mom Carla Bogerton’s newfound acceptance of cannabis is reportedly ruining the fun of slipping away from the…
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Tim Sheard
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JERUSALEM — The Israeli government and Hamas agreed to a humanitarian ceasefire after the IDF realized needed time to receive…
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