John Danek
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College rules. That’s why people wear shirts that just say COLLEGE on them. You can do whatever you want. For…
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James Knapp
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Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. So you’re my ex, huh? You’re the person I’ve been obsessively constructing imagined…
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Dan Rice
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American educators obsess over keeping children on par with the rest of the world in science and math, but what…
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Dan Rice
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Technology and social media makes it easier than ever to “connect” with people, but alas it would seem that conversation…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…
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Nathan Kamal
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Cats. They think they’re so fucking above it all, with their fur and their tails and their crepuscular-ass lifestyle. But…
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Kevin Tit
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You need quality assurance from your HVAC repairman. That's why it's imperative that you, the consumer, know for a fact…
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Dom Turek
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As a nod to traditional western values, local misogynist John Buswell told his new girlfriend to get her fat ass…
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James Knapp
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Look, there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just come right out with it: I enjoy having more…
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Nathan Kamal
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I was minding my business and enjoying a candy bar when the craziest thing happened! A crowd surrounded me because…
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