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Oh, so, It’s Okay To Write a Screenplay in a Starbucks but I’m Not Allowed to Record a Thrash Album?!

Dan Kozuh • September 1, 2022

This morning I woke up motivated. Motivated to make art. So, just like so many amateur artists in America, I…

ASMR Isn’t Sexual for Most People, but Thank Fucking God It Is for Me

Jus Kaplan • August 31, 2022

Not everyone experiences autonomous sensory meridian response, or ASMR, the tingly brain sensation triggered by everything from whispering and crunching…

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I’m Only Swiping for Your Dog, Because I Am Going To Have Sex With Your Dog

John Danek • August 30, 2022

Hi, I’m Andrea, 28, and if I’m being honest, I’m only swiping for your dog lol! Take me on an…

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We Moved Out to the Country To Eat Free Peaches and It Turns Out a Lot of Peach Farmers Have Guns and the Peaches Aren’t Free

Stephen Bell • August 30, 2022

Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…

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How the Fuck Can You Always Afford That Much Cocaine on a Chef’s Salary?

James Knapp • August 29, 2022

Seriously? You work part-time at Uptown Gourmet Hotdog Shoppe and yet I know for a goddamn fact you're on your…

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Not All Cops: Some of Them Rip Their Clothes off and Dance Around for Money

Dan Rice • August 29, 2022

I know this isn’t a popular thing to say nowadays, but not all cops. Sure, some deplorable behavior has come…

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Help! I Bought a Vintage Vest at Goodwill and Now I’m in Greta Van Fleet

Zach Hudson • August 28, 2022

Every once in a while something will happen that reinforces my belief that free will is merely an illusion. For…

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How To Build Your Life Around 8 Perfect Hours of Sleep Each Night, According to This Venture Capitalist That Crushes 5 Emails a Week

Scott Murray • August 27, 2022

Are you feeling tired? Is your body failing you in strange ways? If you’re looking for the secret to youth…

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Just Because I’m a Miserable Control Freak Doesn’t Mean I Head up the HOA, but Yeah Your Mailbox Is in Violation of Rule #46

Ben Friedman • August 26, 2022

Hey neighbor! Hope you don’t mind me popping by so late. Yes I’m aware it is two in the morning,…

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Every Oasis Album Ranked by How Many Fistfights the Gallagher Brothers Had While Recording Them

Doug Kolic • August 26, 2022

No discussion of Britpop is complete without mentioning the brash Mancunian brothers of Oasis and the two things they were…

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