You are God’s chosen music listener. He wanted you to experience music, sounds, and even life itself at a greater magnitude than the plebeians who…
There was one name that dominated the covers ‘90s hardcore albums and his name was Amorphous Bald Humanoid. Much like how Parker Posey was the…
The time has finally come: you’re about to see your favorite band at the Mud Crotch, your town’s best and only music venue. However, a…
Grief comes for us all. Your dog dies. You get dumped. Your all-time favorite band goes and releases an album that you hate so much…
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Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked ’em dead. I know you’re probably wondering why you didn’t see me out there and…
Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business one more time you would…
Holy fucking shit! Some of you may not believe it when I tell you this, but yesterday I came upon the most talented street performer…
I was feeling really frustrated with my career progression (or lack thereof). So, I decided to just do what every mouth breather said I should…
Dogs aren’t just man’s best friend: canines are the Almighty’s most favored species by a goddamn mile. Alone among all created beings, dogs have been…
We’ve all been there. You took Adderall to clean your apartment without crying and now you’re slotted for thirteen different brunches at the same time.…
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Our dearly beloved Rick Moranis was known for a ton of quality material. He was a nerd inventor in “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,” a…
The Next Health Guru? This Man Turns Into a Diet and Fitness Expert Every Time He Sees an Article About Lizzo on Facebook
Throw away those workout DVDs, cancel your Weight Watchers membership, and unfollow your favorite fitness influencer on TikTok because there’s a hot new health expert…