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November 16, 2021

ATLANTA — A terrified passenger aboard flight 1894 to Portland expressed slight relief today in noting that the creature on…

November 5, 2021

Yum alert! Fall has arrived, and you know what that means: warm, cozy treats. Pumpkin pie is a classic -…

September 21, 2021

RAHWAY, N.J. — Local punk Matt Gerricks shared this week that, despite his commitment to the punk genre and lifestyle,…

August 12, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Local bouncer Frank DeGarge confirmed today that he is forced to cover up any non-tattooed parts of…

May 28, 2021

OURAY, Col. — Researchers at the Ouray Audiology Research Facility were equally thrilled and confused that a recently discovered Gregorian…

April 24, 2021

Move over, Geraldo Rivera! We uncovered the All-American Rejects' dirty little secret. That's right. We finally got to the bottom…

February 22, 2021

As European technological innovation has caused countless industry jobs across the globe to become obsolete, the United States has proven…

January 19, 2021

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Robby Danter, bassist and devoted member of local band The Tennis Court Oath for the past six…

January 5, 2021

The Hard Times recently caught up with the hooded young man who ran up behind me and grabbed my Jansport…

January 4, 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Local man Hunter Brayden shared his Instagram Top Nine this week, which consisted entirely of black squares…