Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland
LOS ANGELES — In a controversial move, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios announced today the termination of their contract allowing…
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We 4anked All The F4eddy K4uege4 Movies But My 4 Key B4oke Halfway Th4ough, So44y
Behold! The Hard Times official rating of the classic “A Nightmare On Elm Street” series. Will your favorite reign supreme?…
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Oh, You’re a Big Vampire Weekend Fan? Name Three Artisanal Cigarette Craftsmen Who Summer on Boulevard DU Montparnasse
Oh, so you love Vampire Weekend, yeah? You’re a big fan? Well, we’ll see about that. Real fans can name…
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Kidnapped Woman Finds Enough WiFi to Use Instagram for Help, but Already Posted Once Today
BRANSON, Mo. — Local woman Kimberly Feldman, currently chained to a pipe in the basement of a wanted kidnapper/murderer, acquired…
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Heartwarming: This Young Musician Couldn’t Afford a New Guitar so His Friends Chipped in and Sent Him to Trade School
Warning: this heartwarming story will make you cry. When 28-year old singer-songwriter Mikey Delbond recently damaged his beloved Martin guitar…
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Woodstock 50 Canceled After Organizers Realize Little League Team Booked Field That Weekend
WATKINS GLEN, N.Y. — Organizers behind Woodstock 50 abruptly canceled the festival after discovering the desired location was already booked…
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It Would Be the Greatest Honor of My Career to Perform for the Troops but the Taliban Won’t Answer My Emails
As a musician I pursue art for human connection. We all have a story to share. There are few stories…
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek
TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can…
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Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy…
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Do I Love My Daughter? Of Course. Would I Trade Her for Springsteen Tickets? I Already Have
There’s nothing quite like being a parent. You create life from the roots of your body and soul, and then…
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