Okay, I Admit It: The Fyre Festival Cheese Sandwich Was the Most Delicious Meal I’ve Ever Had
It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of…
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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with…
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Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent
DALLAS — A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and…
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So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Just Unmatched Me on Tinder After I Sent Her an Unsolicited Dick Pic
Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be…
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Every Trump Phone To Come Preloaded With Epstein Contact List
NEW YORK — President Donald Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr. announced a new Trump Mobile cellular phone service that…
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What the Deaths of Countless Middle Eastern Civilians Means for You at the Pump
Summer is almost here. That means hopping in your car and hitting the open road with your best friends and…
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Columbia Agrees to Reinstate Prominent Phrenologists to Appease Trump
NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of…
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Sly Stone, Musician and Star of the Rocky Films, Killed for Being White – guest post by Grok AI
Here’s what I’ve found about Sly Stone on the web, with absolutely no pre-programmed bias or agenda. Sly “Sylvester” Stone…
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Yikes! We Asked John Mellencamp What “Hurts So Good” Is About, and He Went Into Graphic Detail About His First Time Experimenting With Nipple Clamps
Everybody is aware of John Mellencamp’s befuddling “suckin’ on chili dogs” line, so we sat down with the aging rocker…
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Opinion: Repealing EPA Restrictions Will Only Make My Paint-Huffing More Adventurous
My prayers have been answered: EPA restrictions are getting rolled back! This is going to make my afternoon hallucinations so…
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