Glassjaw, the legendary and often imitated New York post-hardcore band, has announced a 20+ year anniversary collection including seminal records…
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So, you decided to dabble with some ketamine. I really can’t blame you. Sorry horses, Ket isn’t just for you…
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PROVO, Utah — Devout Christian and former Underøath superfan Liam Beckstead spent the majority of his afternoon yesterday Tweeting death…
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Members of longstanding nü-metal band Slipknot are facing intense criticism today for refusing to donate their…
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OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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CONCORD, N.H. — Andrew Yang announced he will be dropping out of the presidential race tonight, but promised to deliver…
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LOS ANGELES – Molly Connolly, the subject of mid-00s emo band Say Anything’s fan favorite song “Every Man Has a…
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MIAMI — After a successful cosmetic skin removal surgery, Iggy Pop, the hard-rocking godfather of punk music, announced he plans…
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WASHINGTON — Following yet another contentious press conference, the White House criticized media outlets across the nation earlier today for…
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