We Didn’t Kill OJ, But Here Are Six Songs We’d Be Listening To This Week If We Did
New music is one of the most readily available forms of media on the planet, but you’re still listening to…
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Cost of Living Too High? Here’s How I Bought a Gorilla Suit and Started Squatting at the Zoo
Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you…
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20 Indie Rock Albums Turning 20 to Show Your Children to Make Them Think You Were Cool Once
It seems like just yesterday that America was involved in an illegal and immoral war in Iraq. While kids you…
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NYU Drops All Pretense and Adds “Being Famous” as Possible Major
NEW YORK — Board members at New York University decided to do away with any attempt at holding up appearances…
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50 “Futurama” Characters Ranked By How Into Jordan Peterson They Would Be
“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and…
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“Radiohead’s Music Saved My Life” Says Man Whose Life Was Actually Saved by Paramedic With Imagine Dragons Tattoo
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local alternative music fan Devin Entmacher credited his life being saved by art rock band Radiohead despite…
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36-Year-Old Didn’t Expect to Have Entered the “Did You Hear Who Died?” Phase of Life Already
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Aging tricenarian Colleen Myers admitted to being surprised by the sheer amount of conversations she is having…
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5 Other Things Made for Horses You Can Enjoy While on Ketamine
We all know that ketamine is actually for horses. Well, technically for various veterinary and medical uses, but mostly horses.…
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The Top 20 Hard Seltzer Brands To Sneak Into A Funeral
Is there anything more boring than a funeral? You might as well get shitfaced while respectfully expressing your condolences. Thanks…
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We Asked 5 Alpha Males How They Have Maintained Their Grindset During the Palestinian Genocide
While stepping up to the grind and getting that bread is the most important thing a chad can do, it…
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