Punk Has Prescription Cigarettes Somehow
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local delinquent Christine Pritchard surprised friends and family when she somehow obtained a prescription for cigarettes, according…
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ExxonMobil Hangs Joe Manchin’s Suit From Rafters at Headquarters
HOUSTON — Soon-to-be retired senator Joe Manchin’s suit was hung from the rafters at ExxonMobil’s headquarters during a tearful farewell…
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Omegle Shutdown Leaves Users Scrambling To Find New Way To See Random Naked Old Guys
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new…
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Morrissey’s Evil Twin Actually Very Cool
MANCHESTER, England — Singer Morrissey’s so-called “evil” identical twin Montgomery is by all accounts a kind, well-liked bloke, according to…
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This Day In Music History October 29th
If you don't know your music history you are doomed to repeat your music history. Here are all the key…
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15 Fictional Nightclubs Ranked By How Easy It Would Be To Score Some Blow There
The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…
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Crust Punk Grandma Places Pan of Crack on Windowsill to Cool
DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…
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This Day In Music History September 3rd
You have to know your history. Here are some of the notable moments in music history from today, September 3rd.…
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MPAA Demands Scene Showing Timothée Chalamet Autoerotically Asphyxiating Self With Nerds Rope Be Cut From “Wonka”
LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a…
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Grab Your Cigarettes and Journal Here Are The 50 Best Post-Punk Songs From The Genre’s Golden Age
In the beginning, there was punk. Then, after a few years of tumult, punk begat post-punk. The fundamentalists among you…
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