Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

August 26, 2023

MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according…

August 24, 2023

CLAREMONT, Calif. — University student Lisa Dempsey discovered the latter half of her boyfriend’s copy of David Foster Wallace’s titanic…

August 9, 2023

PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Local metal enthusiast Griff Nilsson asked his doctor to adjust the persistent ringing in his ears to…

August 4, 2023

FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough…

July 23, 2023

CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…

July 16, 2023

1966: 10 Year Old Piano Prodigy Kevin “GG” Allin Suffers Head Injury After Falling From Jungle Gym The one-time wunderkind…

July 14, 2023

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court overhauled their bribery process and made it more efficient by installing plaques with Venmo payment…

July 9, 2023

Faith No More amalgamated metal guitar, new wave synth and funk bass to create their singular sound (and inadvertently planted…

June 22, 2023

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local eye doctor and punk fan Scotty “Scraps” McDonough ventured to make routine eye exams more interesting…

June 12, 2023

Is there such a thing as being too nice? I never used to think so. Whenever I would see someone…