Metallica Sues 8th Grader Over Hand-Drawn Logo on Notebook
CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. - A team of high-powered attorneys representing the interests of seminal metal act Metallica filed the necessary…
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Frontman Falls to Death Off Extremely High Horse
Astoria, NY - Tragedy struck late yesterday morning when local musician Alex Maury died after an apparent fall from his…
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Texts to Underage Fan Reveal Tough Guy Frontman’s Softer Side
BUFFALO, N.Y. -- A string of increasingly desperate texts sent to an underage fan have revealed the softer side of Kevin…
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God Finalizes Supergroup Lineup
HEAVEN - Following the untimely death of David Bowie, God, the almighty, all-knowing deity and Creator of Heaven and Earth,…
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Stage Potato Starts to Sprout
NEW YORK CITY -- Local stage potato "Big" Greg Hauff began to sprout last night during touring act HEADWALK's headlining set,…
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Man Enters 10th Year of Searching for Perfect Surface to Apply Band Sticker
HANSON, Mass. — Local man Aaron Noble is entered into his tenth year of searching for the perfect surface to apply…
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Girlfriend Thrilled Your 15 Touring Friends Will Sleep on Every Surface of Apartment Tonight
TEMPE, Arizona -- Your normie, non-punk girlfriend, who you've been with since early high school, is thrilled that you invited…
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Straight Edge Couple Almost Stays up Past 10:30 p.m. on New Year’s Eve
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Local straight edge couple Garret Curley and Kristina Rettig made a valiant effort to stay up until…
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Polyamorous Guy Who Brought Ukulele to Party Explains Feminism to Young Women
[caption id="attachment_5187" align="alignright" width="200"] Rick Walcott's Facebook profile picture.[/caption] BERKELEY, Calif. — Local ukulele owner and polyamorous man Rick Walcott graciously explained the…
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Horrified Man In Wheelchair Forced to Crowd Surf
OAKLAND, Calif. -- One lucky, horrified fan of the hardcore band STEEM was forced against his will to crowd surf last…
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