Best Friend Into Hats Now March 1, 2016 SAN JOSE, Calif. — Long-time best friends Jon Rowe, 29, and Mike Mullins, 30, have seen each other grow into adults… Read More →
3 Stabbed, 13 Arrested, 1 Baby Taken Away During KKK Protest February 29, 2016 ANAHEIM, Calif. - A Ku Klux Klan rally turned violent over the weekend when protesters and Klan members clashed in… Read More →
Local Psychopath Eats Breakfast For Dinner February 28, 2016 HARTFORD, CT – In a disturbing display of antisocial behavior, local psychopath Chaz Milwall bragged to coworkers that he routinely… Read More →
Donald Trump Relaxes Comfortably In Green Room Before Debate February 25, 2016 HOUSTON -- Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump relaxed in his green room before the CNN Republican National Debate tonight, surrounded… Read More →
Adult Band Paid in Pizza February 21, 2016 BALTIMORE — Touring pop punk band Facts of Life were thrilled to learn that show promoter Mickey Hall decided not to… Read More →
Inconsiderate Band Not Touring Biggest Fan’s Bedroom February 19, 2016 WHITMAN, Mass. - With winter slowly drawing to a close, music fans are anxiously awaiting their favorite bands’ spring and… Read More →
Developer Keeping Austin Weird With Absurd Lease Agreements February 16, 2016 AUSTIN, TX - With stipulations like "TV Can Only Be Used to Watch Spanish Language Three's Company" and "Carpet Ceiling,"… Read More →
Local Grindcore Band Cock Chopper Snubbed By Grammys Again February 15, 2016 LOS ANGELES - Regionally popular grindcore outfit Cock Chopper were yet again snubbed for “Best Metal Performance” at tonight's Grammys.… Read More →
Band in Car Wreck Saved by Frontman’s Inflated Ego February 12, 2016 CASPER, Wyo. — The members of NeverXBroken experienced a close brush with death early Wednesday when their tour van swerved… Read More →
Regionally Popular Hardcore Band Ready for National Obscurity February 11, 2016 FORT WORTH, Texas - Following the success of their debut E.P. Fight for Fighting, regionally popular hardcore band Forsaken Streets… Read More →