The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021
We asked and you voted! Meet The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021: Slimy the oppossum! At 2-and-a-half years old,…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 25
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Report: Still Unclear Why Pretty Much Everything Wouldn’t Remain on Zoom or Just Not Happen At All
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Countless sources from around the world are reportedly still unsure why anything is going back to happening…
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Rich Family Giving Out Full Copies of “Chung King Can Suck It”
WARRENTON, Va. — Local children were confused by the Halloween offerings of Mr. and Mrs. Owens, who handed out full-sized…
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Opinion: Straight Edge is the Only Vaccine I Need
The vaccine debate isn’t going anywhere. Thankfully, I’ve never had to participate in any of it because my lifelong commitment…
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Straight Edge Guy On Death Bed Regrets Not Knocking More Beers Out of People’s Hands
BOSTON — A local straight edge man battling cancer admitted his biggest regret in life was how infrequently he knocked…
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Studios Trying to Fend Off IATSE Strike Offer Interns 50% Raise in Valuable Experience
LOS ANGELES — The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees are preparing to strike to combat wildly unfair and unsafe…
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Social Distortion Encore Consists Entirely of Mike Ness Revving Engine of Cherry 1946 Plymouth Deluxe
VENTURA, Calif. — Social Distortion fans were treated to an extra special encore from frontman Mike Ness who used the…
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Bi-partisan Congressional Effort Seeks to Block Any More Influential ‘90s Emo Bands From Reuniting
WASHINGTON — Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle came together to pass a piece of historic legislation that would…
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Guy In Audience Can’t Believe He’s Getting Delta Variant for This Bullshit
UKIAH, Calif. — Local showgoer Ernie Morales lamented the fact he is almost certainly contracting the coronavirus delta variant while…
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Delta Variant Added as Last-Minute Addition to Sold-Out Show
ATHENS, Ga. — Touring COVID strain Delta Variant surprised showgoers after being added to a sold-out show at local punk…
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