July 17, 2025
KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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July 12, 2025
Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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July 10, 2025
WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…
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July 9, 2025
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…
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July 7, 2025
UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…
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July 2, 2025
Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the…
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June 30, 2025
WATERVILLE, Maine — Lead guitarist Lloyd Weil of band Visceral Stench surprised his bandmates by adding an unbelievably intricate solo…
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June 28, 2025
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A particularly violent wall of death during an Exodus concert continued after peace talks failed to reach…
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June 20, 2025
Few leaders are as internationally reviled as Russian president Vladimir Putin. Whether he’s unlawfully invading his neighboring countries or meddling…
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June 20, 2025
LA CROSSE, Wis. — Local Democrat Kevin Forrester automatically responded “STOP” to a friend’s genuine request for financial help after…
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