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June 12, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — Local adventurer Melissa Carter will leave her base camp by the big water jug on the bar…

April 13, 2018

INDIO, Calif. –– Swarms of honeybees began their annual trek to the Coachella music festival early Friday morning to pollinate…

January 28, 2018

PHILADELPHIA - A protest sign originally used at the Women’s March to the Polls last weekend has been successfully repurposed…

January 5, 2018

DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…

August 15, 2017

TUCSON, Ariz. –– Members of local pop-punk band Trashlings were advised by their GPS to avoid another disastrous tour altogether…

August 10, 2017

PHOENIX — Netflix has ordered three separate hour-long, stand-up comedy specials from local dad Bob Cecil after his hilarious comedy…

July 14, 2017

CHICAGO –– The guttural moans and profanity-laden shrieks emanating from the birthing tub of Kia Armetto “really added a certain…

May 5, 2017

WASHINGTON –– The GOP-led House of Representatives voted on Thursday 217-213 in favor of terminating 24 million pre-existing humans from…

March 19, 2017

LOS ANGELES -- With Congress expected to gut the Affordable Care Act, local school teacher Sofiya Anderson realized late last…

February 20, 2017

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump honored disgraced civil rights activist Rachel Dolezal in a speech celebrating Black History Month earlier…