April 7, 2026
ALBUQUERQUE — Local 12-year-old audiophile Jimmy Johanson reportedly insists that famed accordion virtuoso “Weird Al” Yankovic’s music sounds “warmer” on…
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October 31, 2024
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son after hearing rumors circulating that some…
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December 24, 2023
DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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September 5, 2023
Cap’n Jazz is the most important emo band of the 90s Midwest scene. They are also the most confounding. When…
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September 22, 2022
DETROIT — Local mother Sheryl Carter purchased her 30-year-old Juggalo son a big red clown nose and a pair of…
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July 7, 2022
There is no way in hell that both of us “kind of” liking Breakfast at Tiffany’s is enough of a…
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May 26, 2022
FITCHBURG, Mass. — Local drummer Andrew Kingston is reportedly ecstatic after seeing the tremendous results that placing a tiny, stinky,…
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May 4, 2022
NEW YORK — Part-time punk and full-time teacher Jack Hannon once again made an impassioned plea to his students to…
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