High School Rush Fan Spends Seven Minutes in Heaven Making Pretty Girl Listen to “Working Man”
ST. LOUIS — Local Rush fan and high school senior Micah Kirby spent the entirety of the make out game…
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“What Does Billy Corgan Think About All This?” Wonders Billy Corgan
CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins singer and National Wrestling Alliance owner Billy Corgan suddenly wondered what Billy Corgan thought about all…
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We Look Back at “Siamese Dream” Because I Just Shaved My Head and Started Yelling at Everyone
There’s something about hiding my receding hairline that reminds me of the classic Smashing Pumpkins album “Siamese Dream.” That wall…
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Phish Fan Prefers 4-10-2009 Version of Wife Telling Him to Get a Fucking Life
EFFINGHAM, N.H. — Phish devotee Pete Selner was told by his wife yet again last week to "get a fucking…
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Snare Sound from St. Anger Announces 2020 Presidential Run
SAN FRANCISCO — The oft-ridiculed snare sound from Metallica’s 2003 album “St. Anger” announced yesterday that it will also run…
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Crust Punk Who Passes out at Party Wakes up With Their Face Tattoo of a Dick Covered Up
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local crust punk Elliot Schreiber had the dick tattoo on his face completely blacked out by…
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Just a Jim Looking for Your Pam? Five Dating Tips for Underachieving Workplace Bullies
In these modern times, your ex changes your Netflix password so you have to watch "The Mob Doctor" on Crackle…
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