October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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September 23, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Director of the upcoming action thriller “Day Of The Eagle” Thad Phillips was able to use the…
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August 24, 2021
Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos…
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August 13, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Legendary alt-crooner Morrissey admitted that he feels creatively fulfilled now that he is able to cancel his…
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August 2, 2021
OMAHA, Neb. — Citizens across the country are coping with record breaking heat and wondering why there has been seemingly…
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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July 20, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Members of pop rock outfit Maroon 5 are wondering when they will finally enjoy the fruits of…
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July 4, 2021
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Local patriot Rick Staler is concerned that the size of the flags mounted in the bed of…
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July 3, 2021
PITTSBURGH — Local punk Sam Allister’s life built entirely on doing things out of spite for the extreme bitterness of…
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June 28, 2021
Well lookie what we have here. The Mystery Machine and its group of do-gooders. Running around, looking at clues, and…
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