Rob Steinberg, Author at HARDTIMES

November 14, 2020

HOLLYWOOD — “Animaniacs” star Yakko Warner has refused to acknowledge the existence of Israel in an updated version of the…

October 23, 2020

DALLAS — Local Rude Boy Rodney Willet acknowledged his privilege to the world yesterday by confessing that in his years…

October 18, 2020

McLENNAN COUNTY, Texas — Prolific artist and former U.S. President George W. Bush is facing a firestorm of controversy today…

October 16, 2020

ATLANTA — Local 30-year-old Dimitri Reynolds learned yesterday that he’s no longer in Adult Swim’s target demographic after a visit…

September 14, 2020

This is a fucking disgrace. Do I like escalating shit? Sure. Do I like killing people? Fuck yeah! Do I…

September 11, 2020

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

September 9, 2020

AUBURN, N.Y. — Local woman Courtney Richmond was disappointed yesterday to discover her date, Manowar bass player Joey DeMaio, looked…

January 29, 2020

We’ve all done embarrassing stuff when we were young. William Frederick Jordan Durst, the auteur director who graced us all…

January 12, 2020

Most people won’t share this but last night between the hours of 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. one teacher went…

November 29, 2019

Did you know that most poor neighborhoods have a lead amount of 15 ppb? I don’t know what that means…