23andMe Test Reveals Wes Borland Actually Member of Mudvayne
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Wes Borland, the assumed longtime guitarist of nü-metal band Limp Bizkit, was found to be a member…
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Isn’t It Weird How Everyone Keeps Asking for Another Swing Revival? by Brian Setzer
It’s just so crazy to me that everyone keeps asking for another swing revival. There’s just something in the ether…
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DIY Venue’s .org URL a Real Stretch
NORFOLK, Va. — The .org URL used by Norfolk DIY venue The Kirk Skramz-eron Center for Music and Culture blatantly…
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Emo Band Admits to Never Playing Sport They’re Named After
DENTON, Texas — Emo punks Racquetball held a press conference last night to announce that they have never played the…
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32-Year-Old Punk Makes New Year’s Resolution to Go to a Show This Year
MILWAUKEE — 32-year-old punk Omar Neihoff made a New Year’s resolution last night to attend at least one show before…
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Spotify Free User Names “Get in the Zone – Autozone” as Best Song of 2018
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local music critic and Spotify free user Jill Nesbitt named “Get in the Zone - Autozone” as…
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New Wiki Created to Document Expanding Reese’s Universe
DERRY TOWNSHIP, Penn. — A group of Reese’s fans unveiled a new crowd sourced website that documents the expanding Reese’s…
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Harley-Davidson Hopes to Court Millennials With New Fixed Gear Motorcycle
MILWAUKEE — Iconic motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson held a press conference this morning, announcing plans to build fixed gear motorcycles to…
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We Need To Have A Conversation About Punks Giving a Fuck
Over the past few years, we as a society have faced a number of difficult conversations. We’ve discussed systemic racism…
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Everyone In Car Assumes Lead Part In Taking Back Sunday Singalong
BOISE, Idaho — A car full of emo fans nearly devolved into chaos early yesterday morning as all five passengers…
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