How Music League Forced Me To Realize Everyone Else’s Music Taste Sucks
I’ve been playing a lot of Music League lately, and after this last round there’s only one conclusion I can…
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Patrick Sullivan
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Skeleton Shortage Forces Home Depot To Start Killing 12-Foot-Tall People
ATLANTA — The popularity of Home Depot’s “12-Foot-Tall Skeleton” reached a fever pitch this year, and employees of the megastore…
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Senator Feinstein Briefly Hospitalized After Altercation With Van Helsing
WASHINGTON—Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) was briefly hospitalized earlier this week after a reported altercation with legendary vampire hunter Van Helsing,…
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Netflix Announces It Lost 200,000 Monthly Watchers, Three Subscribers
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced earlier this week that the streaming platform lost 200,000 monthly viewers…
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