MUNCIE, Ind. — Local grandmother Ida Connolly increased the volume of her racist tirades yet again today since learning that…
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CHICAGO — Music aficionado Ryan Moran booked his first trip to Tokyo last week, making the journey to try to…
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Crust punk Brad DelFino’s bathing attempt brought tragedy to his community yesterday, as sources report the 10-minute…
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A burrito purchased at a local 7-11 today was beyond repulsed by the disgusting schlub…
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SEATTLE — Local punk Kyle Treacher has entered his third year of trying to break in a pair of Doc…
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NEW YORK — Popular disco group the Village People announced they had severed ties with Victor Willis, better known as…
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SAN DIEGO — Thanks to the slowdown in day-to-day police activity, local officer Scott Martinson is now committing abuses of…
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NEW YORK — Quarantined man Michael Gray repeated his rigid daily routine moments ago when he turned off his alarm,…
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Hello there Hard Times readers! My grandchild, The Hard Times, is feeling under the weather today so they couldn't write…
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NAZARETH, Pa. — Local teen Brian Miller found his father’s old stash of Playboys while snooping through the garage late…
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