Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

June 6, 2021

MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local dad Henry Connor insisted he will not be comfortable hugging his 27-year-old son Griffin until they’re…

May 26, 2021

The Thin White Duke. Aladdin Sane. Ziggy Stardust. None of these nicknames describes Ted Nugent, a man primarily known for…

May 19, 2021

Awww yeah. You already know what the fuck is going on here. Me and my lady are off to see…

May 10, 2021

BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…

May 5, 2021

“The Wire” is considered the greatest show of all time, besides all those other shows that are also considered the…

May 2, 2021

First of all, I just want to say to all my friends and family, thank you for your concern. I…

April 30, 2021

BOSTON — An allegedly cash-poor Dropkick Murphys irked fans by announcing that Arbor Day has always been one of “their…

April 28, 2021

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Stoned-out-of-his-gourd movie director and podcaster Kevin Smith is still answering the first question of a Q…

April 5, 2021

All-around scalawag and well-known forehead swastika enthusiast Charles Manson was famous for many things. But he’s perhaps best known for…

April 3, 2021

ANTHEMOESSA — Shipwrecks across the world dropped after mythological Sirens that normally lure sailors to certain death with their beautiful…