Stubborn Balding Punk Down to 2/3 of a Mohawk
ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…
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I Quit My Job to Follow My Dream of Asking Strangers on the Internet for Money. Can I have Some Money?
Believe it or not, I used to be really pathetic. I used to be the guy who was routinely borrowing…
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Spoiler Alert: Punk Was Dead This Whole Time
Punk’s not dead, right? Spoiler alert, dipshit! According to this fan theory, punk has been dead for decades. Not only…
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End of an Era: The Last Remaining Toys R Us Kid Has Been Captured and Liquidated
Say goodbye to your childhoods, kiddos! In light of the recent news that Toys R Us stores across the country…
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Impressive! Man Doubles Podcast Audience Overnight By Convincing Coworker to Listen
Meet Walter Flannery. 64-year-old file clerk, two-time divorcee, grandfather of two beautiful pomeranians, and podcasting entrepreneur. Walter is one of…
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Amazing: Meet The Singular Punk Who Refuses to Conform to Religion
Brothers, As The Sect’s first ever reporter, and its only member with permission to leave our community, I serve as…
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I Wish Someone Had Told Me Sooner That You Can’t Actually Play a Rib Cage Like a Xylophone
Oh, OK. So apparently I’m the only one here who truly cares about the success of this band. Because from…
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Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums – Which is the Best Kinks Album?
The Kinks. Need I say more? Fronted by the original brawling British brothers, Ray and Dave Davies (sorry, Liam and…
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Drummer at SXSW Has Some App Ideas in Case Band Doesn’t Get Record Deal
AUSTIN — Drummer Terry Santoro has prepared several ideas for mobile apps to pitch to Silicon Valley insiders attending the…
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Band On Tour From Minneapolis Wants You to Know It’s Not Actually Cold
ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. -— Touring Minneapolis band FLATPOINT spent much of their set last night informing their Long Island audience…
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