Will I Understand Punk-O-Rama 10 if I Haven’t Heard the First 9?
I love Game of Thrones so obviously I’m a huge fan of sprawling, borderline incoherent epics featuring multiple installments of…
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Will I Understand Punk-O-Rama 10 if I Haven’t Heard the First 9?
I love Game of Thrones so obviously I’m a huge fan of sprawling, borderline incoherent epics featuring multiple installments of…
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Much Too Late Now to Ask Close Friend His Real First Name
VERO BEACH, Fla. — Groom-to-be Anthony Minor realized last week that he has no idea what his close friend’s real…
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Married Couple Now Using Nipple Clamps to Keep Potato Chips Fresh
LANCASTER, Pa. — Married couple Jennifer Schultz-Markakis and Dwayne Markakis are now using an underutilized set of nipple clamps to…
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Johnny Rotten, Marky Ramone Fight over Who Did a Better Job of Tarnishing Their Band’s Legacies
LOS ANGELES — Johnny Rotten and Marky Ramone nearly came to blows on stage Wednesday evening at a promotional event for…
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Subscription Box Service Gives Gutter Punks New Box to Live In Every Month
PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…
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4 out of 5 Bong Rips Agree – the Cops Are Right Outside Your Front Door
A new scientific study conducted by you, your roommate’s unemployed boyfriend, and your dog Rocco via contact high, has concluded…
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The New Microdosing? I Keep Getting Drunk at Work
For more than two decades, Silicon Valley has served as the global center of high technology and workplace innovation, dictating…
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Man Blissfully Unaware He Was His Last Three Girlfriends’ Rock Bottom
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…
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Previously Uncontacted Tribe of Real Friends Beheads and Cannibalizes Work Friend
CHERRY HILL, N.J. — Graphic designer Mike Mingus is facing a crisis of conscience today, after a chance encounter between…
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