Study: Only 20% Of Americans Have Access To Beats To Study/Relax To
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study from researchers at Harvard University shows that only 20% of Americans currently have access…
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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread
PARIS — A team of international scientists at the University of Paris stunned the world when they produced the first…
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“Thunder Only Happens When It’s Raining”? 10 Times Stevie Nicks Was Dead Wrong About Science
Stevie Nicks is unquestionably one of the greatest pop songwriters of all time. Unfortunately for her fans, she’s long made…
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My Partner Asked Me To Be More Spontaneous So I’ve Started Canceling Our Plans Last Minute
My wife and I are hopelessly in love. We share a life of laughter and growth. Our only problem? She…
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We Asked Chuck Klosterman If Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches Back In 2008 And He’s Still Fucking Talking
Waaaay back in 2008 we sat down with the bestselling author of "Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs," Chuck Klosterman, for…
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Covert Listening Device? Zoom Says I Have a Poor Connection With My Father
I’m extremely freaked out. I’m not normally a big conspiracy guy, but I was on a Zoom call with my…
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Democrats Vow Women Jailed For Abortion Will Get $50 Tax Credit
WASHINGTON — Democratic Party leaders issued a scathing statement earlier today in response to a leaked draft Supreme Court Decision…
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Punk Hides Tattoos at Work Simply by Always Carrying a Large Fern
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk and office employee Devon Smith successfully hid his tattoos at work by carrying around a huge…
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Feel Old Yet? All the Guys From Lemon Party Are Dead Now
With all the deaths of celebrities we grew up watching, it can be easy to feel absolutely ancient these days.…
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