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June 15, 2021

BOSTON — A report from the Berklee College of Music showed that half of the attendees at a recent Placebo…

May 20, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Rock band Phantom Planet expressed their frustration with the lack of television shows in development that will…

August 29, 2020

GOTHAM CITY — Billionaire Bruce Wayne, who recently revealed himself to be the masked vigilante known as Batman, has stepped…

August 18, 2020

Television legend Mr. Rogers once said, “Look for the helpers.” In these times, we need these helpers more than ever.…

July 17, 2020

KEENE, N.H. — Local crystal healer and tarot card reader Elizabeth Stuart plans to donate her body to pseudoscience upon…

March 28, 2020

Valued Subscriber, As you know, the Coronavirus has fundamentally, but hopefully only temporarily, changed everyday life. We care about two…

February 16, 2020

HOUSTON — Houston Roughnecks quarterback P.J. Walker turned heel earlier today by hitting several teammates with a steel chair and…

October 14, 2019

NEW YORK — Recently deceased hipster Tonia Lepore is haunting a music venue you probably have never heard of, the…

October 14, 2019

MERRIMACK, N.H. — Iconic town landmark Makeout Point, once the place to go for late-night necking, is now allegedly almost…

July 18, 2019

Dudes! Can you even fucking believe this? Seems like yesterday we were just scrawny freshman walking into Neil Armstrong High…