John Dixon, Author at HARDTIMES

September 8, 2019

RENO, Nev. — A tense stand-off between a grizzled bouncer armed with a rubber stamp and a punk nursing a…

August 10, 2019

CARY, N.C. — Following recent developments with Ooblets and other titles, Epic Games have announced a change to their exclusivity…

July 29, 2019

BUTTE, Mon. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders wore a T-shirt at his rally yesterday featuring local Councilman Albert Beniman, who’d…

July 27, 2019

MILWAUKEE — Scorned martial artist Ryan Bradford attended a hardcore show at the Cat Box last night, seeking retribution against…

July 23, 2019

Alright, Game Freak: what the fuck do you think you are doing not bringing the National Dex to Pokémon Sword…

July 14, 2019

MIDDLETOWN, Del. — Local Middletown police are reportedly searching for any excuse to justify the use of a brand new…

June 2, 2019

AKRON, Ohio — New local venue The Roach Trap has set the DIY punk scene ablaze with its endless amenities,…

May 20, 2019

RALEIGH, N.C. — Nostalgic gamers nationwide were left reeling this morning following public revelations that Danny Gage, creator of popular…

May 11, 2019

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A black T-shirt frequently worn by local punk Ryan Matheson entered the “vaguely green” era of its…

May 2, 2019

STAUNTON, Va. — Members of local band Schrödinger’s Wëasel are reportedly questioning bassist Wade Carr’s supposed graphic design experience, which…