John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

March 20, 2020

Sex education in America is deplorable. Public schools are still trying to teach abstinence as if half the students aren’t…

March 15, 2020

ATLANTA — Local emotional support dog and shivering, terrified Spitz-mix Bartholomew was forced yesterday to fly on a 5-hour commercial…

March 9, 2020

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Capitalizing on the true crime entertainment craze, Clifford Waters has turned his grief over his wife’s…

February 27, 2020

POMONA, Calif. — Indie punk band The Immoralities’ latest vinyl album allegedly contains no download code, forcing fans to perform…

February 26, 2020

LAWRENCE, Kan. — Comedy maven and respectable drummer Darrel Reynolds sent his bandmates into laughing fits yesterday by asking his…

February 24, 2020

WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…

February 23, 2020

So it said on your profile that you enjoy rock climbing. Well, I have a paralyzing fear of heights but…

February 23, 2020

Nostalgia for the ‘90s appeals to absolutely everyone. You can’t even work a shift at Kroger without seeing someone in…

February 18, 2020

Who is your favorite Beatle? Some choose the harder-rocking, experimental John Lennon. Others prefer the technical expertise of George Harrison.…

February 14, 2020

We all know Valentine’s Day is a holiday created by the greeting card industry to remind single people how unlovable…