Between-Song Banter Clearly More Rehearsed Than Actual Songs
ITHACA, N.Y. — Audience members at last night’s show headlined by indie rock quintet Hammock and Tree all agreed that…
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Band’s Long-Forgotten Myspace Inbox Full of Big Break Messages That Will Never Be Read
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Mid-level pop-punk band Cabbagepatchkids will never know how close they were to making it big, thanks to…
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“Tom_Green_Sausage_Song_AudioREAL_FUNNY” To Headline Kazaalapalooza
SYDNEY, Australia — Developers behind the popular mid-2000s peer-to-peer sharing platform Kazaa announced today that files labeled “Tom_Green_Sausage_Song_AudioREAL_FUNNY” will headline…
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Doctor Informs Crying Family of Son’s Rapidly Advancing Zappa Phase
OGDEN, Utah — Local parents Sydney and Cole Pickard were informed by a family doctor yesterday that their teenage son…
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Family Band Now Family Solo Project After Tragic Accident
BRANSON, Mo. — Teddy Hitherton, the lead guitarist and backup vocalist of The Hitherton Family Jamboree Gang, announced yesterday that…
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Punk Ice Cream Truck Rips Through “Turkey in the Straw” in Like 12 Seconds
HAVERHILL, Mass. — A punk-themed ice cream truck impressed potential patrons yesterday with a raw, energetic version of “Turkey in…
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Jeans Accidentally Cut-Off Vertically
TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…
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Audience Just Sticking Around to See How Drummer Incorporates That Gong
BARRE, Vt. — Audience members at a local mixed bill show have collectively agreed to stick around for a little…
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Vocoder Really Livening Up Eulogy
DANBURY, Conn. — Local woman Allison Moore brought some joy to an otherwise somber moment earlier today by delivering the…
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Animal Signs Deal to Eat Exclusively Zildjian Cymbals
NORWELL, Mass. — Animal, the eccentric drummer of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, signed a lucrative endorsement deal today…
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