Street Musician Really Could Use Street Sound Guy
NEW YORK — Veteran street musician Doug “The Jackrabbit” Landers was once again criticized today for his awful sound quality,…
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Confused Crowd Searches for Thrown Stick That Is Actually Behind Drummer’s Back
SANTA FE, N.M. — Much of the audience for Sante Fe doom metal band Cackler frantically searched last night to…
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“Telephone Pole Wanted” Flyer Stapled to Local Bassist
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Members of the street team for City Councilwoman Lynn Fernandez stapled a flyer yesterday with the…
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Punk Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck You’ve Got Her Nose
MARIETTA, Ohio — Local toddler Samantha McKinnon was completely indifferent yesterday when her grandmother feigned taking Samantha’s nose during a…
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Indie Goat Thinks Vinyl Tastes Better
PLANO, Texas — Griffy, one of dozens of goats at the Pheldert Phamily Animal Experience in the Dallas suburbs, reportedly…
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True Location of Secret Show Inside Heart All Along
KATONAH, N.Y. — After an incredible, fantastical journey searching for the correct venue of a secret show, local man Randy…
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Misfits Logo Passes Algebra Test with After-School Help from Descendents Logo
LODI, N.J — The Crimson Ghost, the longtime logo for the Misfits, successfully passed its algebra test last week thanks…
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Punk Birdhouse Built with Teeny Tiny Little Basement Venue
FERNDALE, Mich. — Amateur woodworker Larry Tashlin finished his latest birdhouse last night, complete with a functioning, and admittedly adorable,…
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List of 100 Greatest Drummers Dominated By Cartoon Octopuses
CEDAR GROVE, N.J. — Modern Drummer magazine’s yearly list of 100 Greatest Drummers is once again comprised of over 60…
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They Might Be Giants Fandom Cautiously Broached with New, Cooler Friend Group
DENVER — University of Colorado freshman Gordon Brill attempted last week to reveal his affinity for the band They Might…
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