Cop Shoots Grand Jury After Being Slapped On Wrist
LEXINGTON, Ky. — Ofc. Michael Skolnyk opened fire on a grand jury yesterday after they figuratively slapped him on the…
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Opinion: I’m Whichever Gender Gets Me the Most Poon Tang
It’s not my job to educate you. It’s your job to stop being ignorant. I understand that it’s easier for…
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The Next School? I’m in Jail
Beige cinderblock walls. A broken intercom system. The cold indifference of my captors. If I didn’t know better I’d say…
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The Next L. Ron Hubbard? This Ugly Guy Wrote Some Shitty Books
Whether for his abusive teachings or seemingly self-proclaimed charlatanism, The Church of Scientology’s founder Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is a controversial…
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We Sat Down With 1940s LGBTQ Icon Bugs Bunny
Arguably one of the most famous actors of the 20th century, Bugs Bunny developed a new sense of comedy, sarcasm,…
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MPD Members Disband to Focus On Individual Violent Side Projects
MINNEAPOLIS — Members of the Minneapolis Police Department disbanded yesterday to focus on their individual violent side projects, citing creative…
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Cop Nervous On First Day Simply Imagines Protestors Are His Wife
NEW YORK — NYPD officer Joseph Calbroni resorted to imagining all of the protestors he is beating the shit out…
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17,984 Police Stations Sadly Still Untorched
MINNEAPOLIS — Rioters protesting the unlawful killing of another unarmed black man at the hands of police officers successfully burned…
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At Least After All This Is Over, Everything Will Be Much, Much Worse
In these strange and uncertain times, it seems like the world we once knew is gone for good. But hey,…
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Opinion: All Nurses Deserve Six Figures and Sexy Uniforms Again
Sometimes it takes an extraordinary event to make you see what you’ve been taking for granted. I think we can…
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