Biden Wondering if Russian Propaganda that He Secretly Dead is True
WASHINGTON — US President Joseph R. Biden is trying to ascertain if propagandistic reports being circulated by the Kremlin that…
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Acne Launches New Franchise Opportunities Across Upper Back and Shoulders
RAAHIL’S BODY — The fast-growing cystic acne chain on your friend Raahil’s face is launching franchise opportunities, with new pimples…
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How to be an Absolute #Girlboss While Helping a Friend Grieve
Navigating the line between being a “#girlboss” and being a “regular human being who is there for the people in…
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Biden Takes Day Off Fighting for Voting Rights to Honor MLK
WASHINGTON — President Biden paused his current efforts to pass the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting…
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7 Patriotic Signs and Symptoms You Have the Freedom Flu
So you’re feeling a bit under the weather after a recent motorcycle rally. Should you take a Covid test? Why…
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Pope Worried Punishing French Bishops Will Only Make Them Hornier
VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis admitted to being concerned that punishing the French clergy responsible for decades of sexual abuse…
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Pope Worried Punishing French Bishops Will Only Make Them Hornier
VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis admitted to being concerned that punishing the French clergy responsible for decades of sexual abuse…
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“I Can Fix Him,” Says Woman Who Is Worse
VAN NUYS, Calif. — Local nursing student Jade Ng divulged to close friends at a bar yesterday her plans to…
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Friendship on Verge of Collapse Due to Six-Month Dry Spell
AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…
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USA Renews Forever War for 20 More Seasons
WASHINGTON — The United States of America picked up another twenty seasons of Forever War, according to a speech from…
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