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August 18, 2021

AUSTIN — Texas Governor Greg Abbott tested positive for the emerging Justified variant of COVID-19, according to a statement from…

August 12, 2021

Prepare to have your faith in humanity restored! When neighbors found out that 87-year-old Sacramento resident Robert Manzana needed help…

July 31, 2021

PORTLAND — Ardent leftist and Socialist Rifle Association member Jamie Stoltz was hospitalized after severely damaging her tongue by biting…

June 30, 2021

HEAVEN — Local benevolent being, God, ended the life of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today as a formal…

April 27, 2021

NEW YORK — A local hardcore scene was left to organize a benefit show for several hundred of the 3,000…

April 9, 2021

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — A study published Thursday in the University of Michigan’s Journal of Human Psychology confirmed that an…

March 12, 2021

Hey girl, I had a great time watching the Jars of Clay live-stream with you the other night. But I…

January 25, 2021

LUBBOCK, Texas — Local defense attorney Andre Laird is reportedly running out of options today, trying to convince his punk…

December 30, 2020

ATLANTA — Dominique Jones, more popularly known to rap fans as Lil Baby, tragically passed away in his sleep last…

December 19, 2020

MADISON, Wis. — The breakout Netflix show “The Queen’s Gambit” has reportedly inspired millions of young girls around the globe…