Ella Gale, Author at HARDTIMES

November 29, 2017

CHICAGO — Morrissey fan Elspeth Carter tucked a pair of earplugs into her jacket last night in prep for his…

November 25, 2017

SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…

November 10, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…

October 30, 2017

BOULDER, Colo. — A local Tolkien fan who loves the Silmarillion has been described by friends and acquaintances as a…

October 6, 2017

The only thing I love more than American soldiers is preparing to defend myself against them by stockpiling as much…

September 29, 2017

OMG! We can just not get enough of this adorable little newborn boy, Tweezer Carson. Not only was this little…

September 9, 2017

PORTLAND, Ore. — Headdress-clad Claire Downing wore an article of clothing from every section of Buffalo Exchange this past weekend…

August 16, 2017

NEW YORK — President Trump promised this morning to bring five of the "best and loudest" dog whistle factories back to…

August 10, 2017

By now just about every guy has mastered the art of giving women the Big O on their Little C.…

August 3, 2017

Game of Thrones is back and once again things are tense in Westeros. Almost as tense as they were when…