The lamestream media will try to convince you that the War on Christmas is a bunch of made-up right-wing propaganda…
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LA MESA, Calif. – A group of 38-year-olds attending last night’s Social Narcolepsy gig reportedly spent the entire show discussing…
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I guess it’s asking too much to have a nice quiet meal with my family at this restaurant without being…
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I’d like to start off this hearing by stating for the record that this is an absolute witch hunt. The…
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LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…
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DALLAS – Local man Shane Whitlock recently blew the two-drink minimum at a small, laid-back music venue clear out of…
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DETROIT – Local band Affirmation Rising revealed that their traditional pre-show huddle mainly consists of prayers that serious allegations about…
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Before I started practicing meditation, the stresses of the world got to me. The global pandemic, crippling inflation, and of…
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LONDON – Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is reportedly pestering the entire staff of Buckingham Palace to ask if his…
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