Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

February 3, 2023

LOS GATOS, Calif. – Netflix is reportedly set to announce new cost-cutting measures to replace executives in charge of developing…

January 6, 2023

BURBANK, Calif. – Disney announced that the highly-anticipated third season of their hit series “The Mandalorian” will focus on Yoda…

December 23, 2022

AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad Walter Morris reportedly interrupted his family’s annual viewing of “It’s a Wonderful Life” to inform…

December 13, 2022

The lamestream media will try to convince you that the War on Christmas is a bunch of made-up right-wing propaganda…

November 26, 2022

LA MESA, Calif. – A group of 38-year-olds attending last night’s Social Narcolepsy gig reportedly spent the entire show discussing…

November 16, 2022

I guess it’s asking too much to have a nice quiet meal with my family at this restaurant without being…

November 14, 2022

I’d like to start off this hearing by stating for the record that this is an absolute witch hunt. The…

October 31, 2022

LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…

October 28, 2022

MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…

October 6, 2022

DALLAS – Local man Shane Whitlock recently blew the two-drink minimum at a small, laid-back music venue clear out of…