How I Learned To Trust My Boyfriend by Going Through His Phone Every Night
Building trust in a relationship takes time. But I work 60 hours a week and time is money, which is…
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Dom Turek
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Nation’s Mom’s Agree, “I Never Said That”
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — A new study by Hofstra University has found that 100 percent of moms nationwide agree they’ve never…
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Hero Status Revoked After Server Forgets Side of Mayonnaise
ASHEVILLE, S.C. — A frontline food service worker was stripped of her hero and esteemed “essential” status after forgetting to…
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Playing Hard to Get? My Dad Still Hasn’t Said “I Love You”
There is no right or wrong time to say "I love you" in a relationship. That's probably why my dad…
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Rush Limbaugh Emerges from Pet Sematary Unchanged
LUDLOW, Maine — Weeks after Rush Limbaugh’s devastated fans buried him in Pet Sematary hoping to reanimate the polarizing radio…
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Opinion: Any Dog Is a Therapy Dog if You Steal Its Anxiety Medication
Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad,…
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New Hyper Realistic Dildo Can’t Stay Hard and Smokes All Your Weed
NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…
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Vegan Ex Only Condones Cruelty Towards Women
LOS ANGELES — A local man who made the switch to a vegan diet 15 years ago has yet to…
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Overwatered Houseplants Hoping Woman Goes Back to Work Soon
WILMINGTON, Del. — Local woman Kelly Cruz’s recent unemployment status has her overwatered houseplants praying she finds a job before…
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Girlfriend Promoted From Instagram Story to Instagram Post
WATERLOO, Iowa — A local couple’s relationship elevated to the next level yesterday after boyfriend Logan Carpenter featured a photo…
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