Opinion: You Can Sterilize the Needle With Whiskey
Don’t be such a baby. This is totally safe! My cousin taught me how to do stick n’ poke and…
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No Parent Should Ever Have to Bury a Child During Playoffs
Fuck God. I never thought I would think those words let alone say them, I’ve been to church every Sunday…
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What Joining a Hate Group While Cheating on My Husband and Abusing Pills Taught Me About Writing Clickbait
At the beginning of this year my once stable life took a drastic left turn. One moment, I had it…
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Opinion: Eyes Wide Shut Is More Than Just Another Christmas Movie
If you celebrate the Christmas holiday chances are that at some point this December you have watched A Christmas Story,…
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Opinion: Libs Want to Ban Baby It’s Cold Outside Because It PROVES Global Warming Is a HOAX
The liberal media would have you believe that the classic Christmas Song Baby It’s Cold Outside is offensive. They want…
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Opinion: I Was George H.W. Bush’s Caretaker for Three Months. I Don’t See Why I Need to Be Entombed With the Rest of the Staff
For the last 3 months of his life I was the primary caretaker to George H.W. Bush.I do not claim…
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Opinion: Americans Need to Learn to Respect All Religions Because I’m Starting a New One Centered Around ’90s Conan
We live in a godless age. As science replaces faith mankind steadily loses its connection to the unknown. Perhaps because…
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Opinion: As a Titan of Industry, Watching Poors Eat Each Other on Black Friday Is the Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore
Nothing brings out the worst in people quite like Black Friday, the ritualistic sales promotion that causes some consumers to…
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5 Turkey Fryer Safety Tips and 1 Completely Unsafe Tutorial to Turn That Fucker Into a Bong
Ever since my uncle lost 87% of his skin I’ve been a strong advocate of turkey fryer safety. When I…
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