Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

Opinion: As a Titan of Industry, Watching Poors Eat Each Other on Black Friday Is the Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore

November 22, 2018

Nothing brings out the worst in people quite like Black Friday, the ritualistic sales promotion that causes some consumers to…

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5 Turkey Fryer Safety Tips and 1 Completely Unsafe Tutorial to Turn That Fucker Into a Bong

November 21, 2018

Ever since my uncle lost 87% of his skin I’ve been a strong advocate of turkey fryer safety. When I…

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Is This Man Really Banksy? I Hope Not, I Just Shot Him off My Roof

November 9, 2018

He’s the most elusive and successful street artist of all time. He’s been able to sell paintings for millions, open…

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The Hard Times Looks Back on Belle & Sebastian’s Debut Indie Classic Tigermilk Cause There’s Boobies on It

November 8, 2018

In 1996 a newly formed band recorded a debut album at Stow College in Glasgow. Recorded and mixed within five…

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Opinion: I Want Your Skull

October 30, 2018

Greeting new (I hope) friend! Might I trouble you for just a moment of your time? My office is just…

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Opinion: Sorry Libtard… I Never Meant to Hurt You, Please Take Me Back

October 24, 2018

Hey Libtard! Hope You can hear me in that echo chamber you’re stuck in! Bet you thought you would have…

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Opinion: I Accept My Son’s Decision to Be Openly Gay. I Just Don’t Buy Him as a Top

October 12, 2018

When our son Terry told us he was coming home from college for the weekend to “tell us something” my…

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Opinion: Democracy Will Fail If We Don’t Find Common Ground Between Coastal Elites and the Rust-Brained Inbred Dum Dums in the Middle Part of the Country

October 11, 2018

“People turned against each other cannot turn against those responsible.” - DaShanne Stokes "That's the thing about salted down possum,…

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Fuckin’ SLAYER mother fucker! Yeah! Fuckin’ Raining Blood fuckin’ metal fuck yeah! AAAAAAARRRGGHHH! Yeah! Oh yeah so fuckin’ BRUTAL! 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0…

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Opinion: How Could We Need More Gun Control When I Already Have The Gun and Am Clearly in Control

October 4, 2018

The debate over control has always been a heated dialogue in our country, but in recent years it has reached…

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Dan Rice — Page 54

Opinion: As a Titan of Industry, Watching Poors Eat Each Other on Black Friday Is the Only Thing That Gets Me Hard Anymore

5 Turkey Fryer Safety Tips and 1 Completely Unsafe Tutorial to Turn That Fucker Into a Bong

Is This Man Really Banksy? I Hope Not, I Just Shot Him off My Roof

The Hard Times Looks Back on Belle & Sebastian’s Debut Indie Classic Tigermilk Cause There’s Boobies on It

Opinion: I Want Your Skull

Opinion: Sorry Libtard… I Never Meant to Hurt You, Please Take Me Back

Opinion: I Accept My Son’s Decision to Be Openly Gay. I Just Don’t Buy Him as a Top

Opinion: Democracy Will Fail If We Don’t Find Common Ground Between Coastal Elites and the Rust-Brained Inbred Dum Dums in the Middle Part of the Country

Opinion: Fuckin’ Slayer!

Opinion: How Could We Need More Gun Control When I Already Have The Gun and Am Clearly in Control

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