Opinion: Nazi Presidents Fuck Off
In the '80s, American Neo-Nazis targetted the hardcore punk scene for recruitment. Why they thought they'd find success among a…
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Real-Life RoboCop? This Police Officer Feels No Empathy or Remorse
Imagine if you will: a cold, unfeeling machine with a badge and a gun. A law enforcement automaton incapable of…
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This Quarantined Couple Made a Sock Puppet Version of Jaws Instead of Acknowledging Issues With Their Relationship
Quarantine is hard on relationships. Long term confinement, boredom, and lack of privacy have become major concerns for couples. Resentment…
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We Sat Down With No One Because We’re Not Allowed To
One of the best parts of working for The Hard Times is getting to sit down with all of the…
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Dad Recommends Emotional Distancing for Next 30 Years or So
MADISON, Conn. — Local dad Elliot Chapman announced today that, in addition to keeping six feet of physical distance to…
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The Top 5 Donovan Songs That Start Playing the Second Your Pupils Dilate
Congratulations on your decision to try hallucinogenic drugs! Now that you’ve dropped your bean, things are about to get pretty…
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5 Tips for Using up All of That Toilet Paper Before It Expires Next Month
When coronavirus first reared it’s ugly, highly-contagious head, you panicked and started hoarding as many home essentials as you could…
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Opinion: I’m Concerned About Coronavirus but Damn, That’s Almost a Whole Cigarette in That Ashtray
I’m not saying I don’t take COVID-19 seriously, I do. We all need to do our part and self-isolate or…
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Opinion: Everybody Touch Your Face at the Same Time! Coronavirus Can’t Kill Us All!
Good people of America, heed my battle cry! Don’t let a so-called “pandemic” infringe on your civil liberties! Our rights…
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Opinion: If Disney+ Doesn’t Fix the Aspect Ratio on Seasons 1-13 of “The Simpsons,” I Will Blow up a Hospital
If I'm not given the option to watch my favorite episodes of "The Simpsons" in their original 4:3 aspect ratio,…
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