5 Other Times Phil Collins Watched A Kid Drown
Ever get the feeling that you’re stuck in the same cycle of events repeating themselves over and over again? We…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gave Me Unrealistic Expectation of How Good Pizza Would Make Me at Karate
If you grew up in the early ‘90s, you grew up ingesting a lot of toxic media, and sure, we…
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To Be Clear, My Wife And I Are Seeking An ACTUAL HORSE, With An ACTUAL MAGICAL HORN, For Sex
Okay, listen up you dirty piggies, because my wife and I are tired of all the messages we’ve been getting…
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Feeling Too Burnt Out To Write Songs? Here’s The Same 5 Generic Tips From Every Self Help Article Repackaged Again
Are you struggling to come up with lyrics and melodies? Does a sense of dread fill your mind as you…
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Opinion: “Everything Everywhere All At Once” Is Just Part Of The Liberal Agenda To Make Us Ask Ourselves The Big Questions, Feel Things We Haven’t Felt In Years, And Cry In Public
Well, the Hollywood liberal propaganda machine is back folks, and in full force, this time in the guise of a…
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We Hear You: After A Decades Long Tirade Of Complaints About Our Dehumanizing Corporate Culture, We’re Raising Our Starting Wage By 48 Cents Per Hour
We’ve heard your phone calls, read your emails, and crossed your picket lines. We've attended all of the meetings with…
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We Rank The Top 5 Off Track Betting Venues By How Verbally Abusive Dad Would Get
We all love degenerate gambling, but if you grew up with a poppa who needed “a new pair of shoes”…
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We Look Back On Apple’s Controversial Decision To Change Their Huge Throbbing Cock Emoji Into An Eggplant
The ethics of censorship, accountability and corporate responsibility are evolving all the time. As private companies gain more and more…
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We Sat Down With Jack White To Be Talked To About Blues Music Because We Died In An Act Of Sin And This Is What Hell Is Like
Jean-Paul Sartre once wrote “Hell is other people.” Well, it turns out that “other person” is former White Stripes frontman…
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Inspiring: This 14 Year Old Bought A Pack Of Cigarettes By Believing In Himself
American educators obsess over keeping children on par with the rest of the world in science and math, but what…
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